bored fat & ignored
Blue is fuckin’ tight.
Well he’s got a point there.
“Why are making those blue, dude?”
“‘Cause blue is fucking tight.”
“Oh.”
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if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
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